Best Lines of the First Day of School

Me, "I need to go change this ratty t-shirt."

Sarah, "Yeah, I'm having a hard time taking you seriously in that homeschool mom outfit."

Me... (leaving the room to change.)

Mary, "I need a pencil to do math!"

Rachel, "Ok Sarah, you have to be nice to me because how nice you are to me determines how hard your writing class will be."

Mary, "I promise you 48 plus 46 equals 100. Here, I'll prove it..."

Lydia, "I thought I told you that I wanted to do all of my school straight through without taking breaks."