How to Eat Blueberries

... If you're nineteen months old.

First go to Grandma's house in the Summertime, there is always mounds of them on her dining room table.

Then pretend like you're putting them in freezer bags to save for later.

You have to sneak them into your mouth at first, so she doesn't catch on to what you're doing.

Give her as many big smiles as necessary to keep her off guard.

Then you're home free, and can eat as many as you want. The sky is the limit....or  until your Mommy stops you.